| Wife: | I'm about to do something that you are not going to like, and you can't stop me. |
|---|---|
| Me: | ...what? |
| Wife: | I'm going to watch Sister Wives on Netflix. |
| Me: | *exasperated sigh* It's bad enough that you watch reality TV, but you don't even watch *current* reality TV. |
| Wife: | I would. I would watch the shit out of every single show on Bravo if you let us subscribe to cable. |
I like being alone together.
